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BAKER'S DOZEN--01/05/06
WHAT NEW TV SHOW DO YOU
WANT TO SEE IN 2006?
The Lion, the Witch, and
a Pizza Place
Emily's Reasons Why Not
To Watch Emily's Reasons Why Not
3.14159265 Men
Desperate Midwives
A romantic comedy
spin-off for all those die-hard Lost
fans. "Greg and the Dharma Project"
Outhouse - the dirty side
of hospital drama
Battlestarbucks
The OCD
Experience real-time
action and DUI in the gripping drama "24
Bottles of Beer on the Wall"!
Survivor: Walmart
As a spin-off from 'Smallville'
- 'Matter-Eater Lad'!
Star Trek...the Last
Generation.
Paris & Nicole perform
the Labors of Hercules (Episode One: The
Augean Stables)
Sunday Morning Tivo'd
America's
Top Model-T
Walking With Dino-MITE!
starring Jurassic Jimmy Walker
The Flying Nun makes a
triumphant return to the airwaves in the
sassy new dramedy "Celibacy and the
City"!
The Bachelor: Paris. No, not a bachelor
IN Paris. the Bachelor, Paris. If he gives the golden rose to the wrong
goddess, the Trojan War spinoff will
write itself.
The Yesterday Show
Broadcast live, the new
reality show CSI: Baghdad.
Survivor: New Orleans
The Question of the Week will now
replace Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes.
CSI Ward
Late Night with Milkman
Dan.
Frost - like Lost, but in
the arctic
The Ellen Broxmeyer show
a private eye actioner
featuring a cyclops
Thomas Clancy presents: Thomas the Tank
Engine vs. Al Quaeda
Fernwood S.W.A.T.
Tales From The Crypt - The Musical!
High School Centaur
Boston Urinal
Rachel Ray's Stacked - Mmmmm, I love
pancakes!
Speaking of which, how about a cartoon
show for pre-schoolers featuring a
certain pancake-wearing bunny?
Gitmo Baywatch
The Hedgehog - a cartoon show featuring
the voice of Ron Jeremy
House-itosis: Inside The Mouth Of Hugh
Laurie
Debbie Does Hooterville - It'll write
itself!
Survivors....None. An
exercise in having real people kill one
another messily.
Reality TV made
Real....where the TV is as boring as
hearing about it.
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