Batman Begins… taking Prozac.
What I want to know is how much that Dharma company had to
pay for all the product placements in Lost!
Alit-Os Breakfast Cereal - You'll never know how they will
stand up in the milk!
Pride & Prejudice D20
LucasArts and domestic wiretapping: “Many Bothans died to
intercept this international phone call.”
Similar to the “Eddie Bauer Edition”, the Ford Expedition
“Jack Bauer Edition” comes with a terrorist that places a
car bomb under your vehicle every 24 hours.
That's one Heckuva Brownie!
Mmmmm....brownies!
Lost...but not if you had Radio Shack's GPS locator!
Outfitting the hapless explorers on Kong's Island with cans
of Deep Woods Off would have saved them!
Surely “Pride & Prejudice” could have used a few more Taco
Bells.
Incontinent levies? New Orleans DEPENDS on you!
The 50-gallon “Kong-sized” container of Chunky Monkey.
There’s a Brokeback Mountain joke here somewhere, but I
don’t want to find it…
Surely the 40-Year Virgin could have been drinking some of
Pat Robertson’s Amazing Age-Defying Shakes!
2005 marked the anniversary for the game of "Operation".
They should have released the new version using a picture of
Dick Cheney as the patient.
Ben & Jerry’s pulled “The Lion, The Witch, and The Heath Bar
Crunch” after PETA protested.
Well, duh... a Coke logo on Janet Jackson's breast. (Okay,
not in 2005)
obviously we needed to get cans of SPAM when we went to
Broadway's Spam-a-lot.
And afterwards ticketmaster starts sending us dozens of
daily emails from their
"sister companies" offering \/iagra and hot t@@n 5luts
The Lion, the Witch, and the Steelcase ensemble set.
There should have been numbers to dial-a-porn on at least
SOME of the side screens in that Computer Nerd's base in
Serenity. He uses a sex mannequin, for
pity's sake. At the very least a Victoria's Secret
magazine.
Donald Rumsfeld for.... Rum!
It's a tortuous world out there and you need all the pain
relief you can find!
Lifesavers - The candy for Tsunami relief!
The election of Pope Palpatine is the perfect occasion to
break out the Stinking Bishop!
The Dark Side, The White Smoke and the Stinking Bishop!
The Malibu Harriet Miers Playset
Is it too soon to think about the Cowsills releasing a CD in
which they cover the songs of Katrina and the Waves?
The Hermes Christmas window display should have had an
animatronic Oprah being denied entrance at the door of
Santa's workshop at the North Pole.
Home Depot had a deal all lined up with the White House to
feature their caulking product, but the deal was nixed after
the Valerie Plame leak.
Did nobody else see the shopping bag for "Dick's Leather
Dungeon" during Cheney's press conference saying the U.S.
had to be able to torture enemy combatants?
