WHAT WILL THE DEMOCRATS DO NOW?

 

Save the cheerleader. Save the world.

 

Lynch President Baltar. Oh, wait, that's what the COLONIALS are going to do on "Battlestar Galactica".

 

Resolved: Pirates over Ninja, 51 to 49.

 

Wait for President Godot. Go Godot in '08!

 

Issue a bill demanding new episodes of "Lost" before February 2008.

 

Having seized control of the Armed Services committee, the Democrats are moving to replace US soldiers in Iraq with "Pokemon."

 

The same thing they do every twelve years… try to take over the world.

 

They're going to fight for their right to paaarrrrrty!

 

Proposing a bill to swap the letter "Q" and "N" in the alphabet, so we can start withdrawing troops from Iran.

 

Chew gum and kick ass. And they're all out of gum.

 

Make the donuts.

 

Solve all of our problems in one hour, with a little helpful advice from God. Oh, wait, that's what Joan is going to do on "Joan of Arcadia".

 

They will spend some months tooting their own horn. Stating how it's all going to change. Then they'll have a run of scandals and GWB will manage to get passed the amendment to the constitution that makes him El Presadenti for Life! El Presadenti, that's Texan for the president.