I’m Dreaming of a Trump Christmas… the classiest special
ever. Santa, you’re fired.
The annual 60 Minutes presidential exposé "It's A Wonderful
Lie."
“The Little Drummer Girl” – The touching true story of the
White Stripes’ Meg White and her personal quest to save
Christmas. Stay tuned for the follow-up, “I’m Dreaming of a
White Stripes Christmas.”
How the Grinch Stole Christmas but Kept his Seat in Congress
“Silent Night, Holy Night, Batman!” An inspiring tale about
the Dark Knight and the little drummer boy wonder.
Martha Stewart in “The Ballbuster”, a modern remake of the
classic “Nutcracker”.
ASLAN in AMSLAN - your silent night need no longer be a
really really boring night. Yes, its a dream come true - the
parable of the Lion King brought into your manger for the
first time in American Sign Language!
Chris Carter’s Twelve Days of Alien Abduction. “On the
second day of abduction, my captor brought to me: two anal
probes and a surgically implanted microchip used to track
me.”
"8 Alive" -
the true story of that foggy Christmas the brave reindeer
crash-landed in the Andes and barely survived thanks to
cannibalism (Dasher was delicious too)
I'm Dreaming of a Wight Christmas
A classic song turned into a stop action movie that’s really
about a dentist.
When Hell Freezes Over starring Satan and Tonya Harding
Randolph the Red-eyed Warforged!
Here’s the song:
Randolph the Red-eyed Warforged,
Has some very shiny eyes,
And if you ever see him, sombody usually dies!
All of the other warforged used to scream and run away.
They never let poor Randolph join in any rough melee.
Then one soggy new year’s eve, Merrix came to say,
Randolph with your eyes so bright, won’t you drive my forge
tonight?
Then all the warforged loved him, as they shouted out with
glee.
Randolph the red-eyed Warforged, you’ll go down in history!
Little Abdul Jafar's Greatest Christmas Ever
“Silent Night of the Lambs”. Is Santa’s belly really like
jelly? Join Hannibal Lecter as he puts the legend to the
test!
For those who are tired of Christmas overkill, they could
fill one holiday special slot with "Born on the Fourth of
July."
Heat Miser on Ice!
Christmas with the Crackheads!
The Festivus Follies, of course!
Mr. Tumnus At The North Pole
Bea Arthur's Egg Nog Shots Challenge on ESPN2
A Kwanzaa-themed 'Fear Factor' special with musical guests
Lynx and Lamb Gaede
Christmas at the 70th Precinct with Rev. Al Sharpton
Rachael Ray's Christmas At Donner Pass on the Food Network
Schvitzin' With Blitzen
Aaron Brown's Favorite Christmas Carols (available to any
network EXCEPT CNN)
My Daddy Touches Me In Bad Places, Charlie Brown
Uncle Dick's
Very Special Christmas from Baghdad.
Santa's Genital Herpes (a Rankin-Bass puppetoon)
