BAKER'S DOZEN--12/9/04

WHY HAS THERE BEEN NO QUESTION OF THE WEEK FOR THE PAST MONTH?


Waiting for the end of 'Hey Jude'. That thing goes on forever!

Keith was waiting to send it out until his TITAN game ended.

FATAL DINGO ATTACK!

Searching for the real killer.

Because it took a month to come up with this one.

But we HAVE had a QOTW every...oh. Oh, I see. You didn't pay for the Premium Baker Subscription Package, did you? Filthy peasant.

That darn Necronomicon isn't translating itself, you know.

Two words: "Desperate Housewives."

With everything else that's happening during the holidays, sometimes it's tough to focus on the little things.  Besides, they wouldn't let Keith get past the crime scene tape for a while......

"Udder" laziness. You see, it's a really bad pun with cow parts. That's comic gold, baby!

They should have known better than to book a trip on Oceanic Airlines…

I'm sorry, citizen. You are not allowed to access that information at your clearance. Please report for termination. The Computer is your friend.

The Doctor's arch-enemy, the Master, stole the time in those weeks so that they never occurred.  (This is where you cue up "Who Knows Where The Time Goes".  Oh.  Sorry.  I thought there was an audio track to this thing......)

Too busy hating freedom.

Waiting for Godot.

Triptophan overdose.

Bernard Kerik ordered the Question of the Week to be shut down for security reasons.  That's the real reason he had to go!

Unbeknownst to any of us, the world actually exploded and we are now living in a pseudoworld where ANYTHING can happen, we can make it happen, and all we need to know is the secret of how to make it happen. Kinda cool, huh?

The ratings were slipping, so it was put on hiatus.

A temporal anomaly, Captain Janeway.

Keith squandered the questions on cheap beer and a collection of belly-button lint.

Er, the bakery was being held up by a crazy warforged that demanded fresh Glazed doughnuts, and you were out of glaze so you had to have it shipped in, and then the package got held up by Homeland Sec, much like Gloom is, and then the warforged had a shootout with Homeland Sec detective Mulder and Scully.  They took him(or her) out, and you guys exchanged autographs (Scully loves D&D!).

A shadowy conspiracy of ruthless men hidden at the very heart of 2464 20th Street, Boulder, CO, 80304. And they keep using all the hot water.

Flying monkeys swooped in and ate all the answers from the previous question.

Someone had to help an imprisoned Martha Stewart bake tasty little treats for Connecticut's wealthiest citizens before Christmas Party Season came! And who better than the Bakers?

Watching that Star Wars trailer over and over. Mmmmmm, Alec Guiness...

All the damn vampires.

The dog ate my QOTW.

One day to tatoo the flames around the cow's eyes. Thirty days to recover from injuries suffered when tatooing the flames around the cow's eyes.

Keith and Ellen were busy practicing for the big dance marathon! Jitterbug-a-go-go, baby!

I heard it had something to do with voting irregularities.

Keith keeps writing them in invisible ink. Hold your e-mails up to the lamp!

I didn't see nothing, officer. No, sir. Why?

Cancer.

I swear they were around here somewhere.

* And with the official Theme of the Week…*

Like Gloom, it's being held at the port for inspections by Homeland Security.

The QOTW was detained for inspection by Homeland Security officials.

We at Homeland Security are here to help your productivity. And we will, the minute you stop speaking freely and questioning  authority. Until then you'll be lucky with the Question of the Leap Year.
 

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