Question of the Week 03/17/03:

This week, we're keeping things simple. In these uncertain and tumultuous times, we want to know:

WHAT WOULD MADONNA DO?

I bet she'd show a breast or two; that's what Madonna would do!

She would do it on a boat.
She would do it with a goat.
She would do it in a box.
She would do it with a fox.
She would do it on a train.
She would do it on a plane.
She would do it here OR there.
She would do it ANYWHERE!

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it.

Save the Family Circus.  With a sex book.

Wear the underwear outside the burqa.

Rumors continue to swirl that Madonna may one day soon don panties.

Sashay up chutes and writhe down ladders.

True fact: She's got a contract to write a series of children's books. Apparently, she's just going to use outtakes from "Sex".

She'd take the dare.

She's going to go into business as a private investigator. Her first job: finding out who's been watching Rockwell.

Lose one life or admit defeat.

After her long and profitable association with Ho Cakes "'Cause Hos gotta eat too", Madonna will sign a 10 year marketing deal to revamp the image of Hostess Ho-Hos.

Continue to stand proudly as a one-word Oxymoron.

Now that her corporeal form is finally starting to decay, it's about time for her spirit to move on and take possession of Britney Spears.

Piss off the wrong person and get nailed to a tree. Oh, wait, sorry, that's what Jesus would do.

She's going to be the host of the next hit reality TV show - Herpes Island.

Poop.  Everyone does.

Curse George W. for stealing the name of her next concert - Operation Shock and Awe.

Bikini car wash!

"But you *told* me there was a market for Lourdes' water!"
"I said 'Water from Lourdes'!"

I don't care about Madonna. What I want to know is "What Would Caligula Do?".

Um... what hasn't she done?

Team up with the Donnas and fight crime! Either that, or sue the Donnas for using part of her name. She hasn't decided yet.

Obviously, she'd Vogue.

Not what, but who? Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Guy Ritchie. Carlos Leon... The short answer seems to be "famous or maybe latin".

A combination of intense lobbying and sexual "favors" will see her picture will appear in the 2005 edition of the Merriam-Webster's  Unabridged Dictionary under no fewer than 20 separate listings. The words she will represent have not been publicly announced, though they
are thought to include "Self-Aggrandizing", "Shibboleth" and "Megalomaniacal"

Fix herself a big ol' plate of freedom fries, with vinegar and ketchup.

Follow up her hit "Material Girl" with a more current "Material Breach."  Of course, Saddam don't breach, he's been losing sleep...

How many times can you reinvent yourself and still have a "self" there?

She would finally produce a sequel to her book SEX. You know, for kids.

The Hokey Pokey (now twice as Pokey).

Please not another Guy Ritchie movie. Please not another Guy Ritchie movie. Please not another Guy Ritchie movie. Please not another Guy Ritchie movie. Please not another Guy Ritchie movie. Please not another Guy Ritchie movie. Please not another Guy Ritchie movie.

Wear the sexiest burkah in existence

A better question is "What WOULDN'T Madonna do?"

*And from Toby…*

What Would Madonna Do?
Shouldn't the question be "Who"? 
Oh ye gods!  That was too easy.  I know it won't be the only one who came up with that! 
I have dishonored my family's house when it comes to the disciplines of  the QoW!  I am not worthy to wield the Barbed Response! Oh the shame!  The shame!
So.  You going to eat those fries?

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