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Question of the Week 6/13/04:
Show me the
money!
Hasta la vista, bay-bee! I see dead people! Yippee-kayai, mother... well, you know how it goes. Every year, one or two movie lines get lodged in the public consciousness and won't go away. We want to know: WHAT WILL BE THE MOVIE CATCHPHRASE OF THE SUMMER? "There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.'" Form of... a Candidate! Shape of... a Manchurian! "Would you like fries with that?" Alicia Silverstone as the new M: "Bond, you are like SO 20th century..." You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll watch 20 commercials, be interrupted by 2 cell phones and kiss 12 bucks goodbye. Why not just buy the damned DVD? Rose... bud... weis... er... But I was going in to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters! Sex with robots is more common than most people think. It's just so Riddickulous! You mean Steven Spielberg's NOT terminal? That it's just a movie title? Well crap. "I paid ten dollars and a quarter to see that????" "Show me the WMD!" "Just tell her how you feel." Anthony Newly, if you don't stop doing your Tom Servo I'm gonna throw you against the wall. "Duck, Batman, Duck!" Passersby were surprised by the unusually large amounts of blood. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." - Feh! This has been our philosophy at work for years! Remember Fahrenheit 9/11 Oh My God! I AM a weed! Hand over the loufa. Anyone but a Coroner! Chicken's in the kumquats again. It's never easy jigging with squid in gum rubber boots. That ain't Gigli. Two thumbs way up my ass! I don't know, but "Too bad, so sad," just lacks that special something that says IT'S NOT FROM THE EIGHTIES. No sir, it's pee-pee. I thought that polyp looked familiar. Ain't nothing like a corn dog, Mabel. The green ones make me horny. The splendiferousity of conquering can't be beat! Wonky! It's all wonky! Keep the Cannibals out! WAHHHH!!! You squashed my pudding cup!!! "Quidditch involves several balls, and a bunch of flying sticks... HEY!" "The Sounds of Silence," as Bush stares dumbfounded, while planes crash into New York City. Or possibly "Sometimes it gives me a wedgie." Hail to the sequel, baby. You Keep What You Kill - Chronicles of Riddick I don't know, but with the Olsen twins turning eighteen, I'm very scared. * And of course, the question we've all asked ourselves at one time or another…* "Why am I stuck in David Lynch's Dune?"
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