Question of the Week 10/09/03:

This season, "Joan of Arcadia" took the story of Joan of Arc and turned it into a trendy teen drama. What other myths and legends could benefit from a Dawson's Creek makeover? Two Guys, a Girl, and the Head of John the Baptist? We want to know:

WHAT CLASSICALLY-THEMED TV SHOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?


Old Testament action comes to southern California in Fox's new hit "The OT". In the pilot episode, the Lord turns Summer into a pillar of salt when she looks back at the destruction of Newport Beach.

"Camelot": The youngest heir to the Kennedy fortune discovers that he is actually the reincarnation of King Arthur, brought back from Avalon to help the world its time of greatest need. Then he gets hit by a truck.

The Eightfold Path for Dating My Daughter

"Full Ark": Love, laughs, and hijinx galore on the deck of Noah's Ark. Old Noah's got two of everything, including those adorable Olsen Twins!

"Pieces of Eight are Enough" - It's a dramedy for the whole family when an amputee pirate and his family join a saucy wench's brood to fight for swag along the Spanish main.

Sabrina, the Teenage Heretic

Two Guys, a Girl, and the justice of King Solomon.

It's got sex, violence, foul language - is it just me, or is "The Canterbury Sopranos" a sure thing?

On tonight's episode of The Bachelor, handsome Paris must decide which of the three goddesses will receive the golden apple…

Dawson's Inferno. That's right folks, see your favorite teen stars embedded up to their eyebrows in a desolate plain of ice.

The Borgias! Starring Victor Borge, Bjorn Borg, Judge Bork, the Swedish  Chef, the Borg, Ernest Borgnine, & Jeri Ryan as "Seven of Borgnine".

Law and Order: Crime of the Ancient Mariner
An exciting new Law and Order series taking place on the high seas!!

Portia McBeal.  Make your own "pound of flesh" joke.

Reality TV meets the Book of Genesis in Fox's new series "Temptation Garden".

"I Dream of Rasputin"

"The Black Plague" - Who's killing great swaths of Europe? Martin Lawrence is in the house, on the case and off the hook in this Murder-Mystery Miniseries! Will he catch the culprit?

The Merry Wives of Windsor Gone Wild!

The Odyssey of Homer Simpson

A Midsummer Night's Very Special Episode of Blossom

E.R. B.C.

"Dude Looks Like a Lady". David Spade stars in the true story of Nefertiti- Queen of Denial.

Tunguska - a Russian soap opera miniseries whose unprecedented ending will easily surpass the mystery of "Who shot J.R.?"

"The Valhallans", starring Richard Thomas as Ian-boy. Guest appearance by Tim Robbins as Eric the Viking.

Mr. Incitatus -  "No one can talk to a horse of course, unless that horse is Mr. Incitatus!". Senator, sage and bosom pal of the Little Boots, Mr. Incitatus is the laff-riot comedy of the year.

Survivor: Shakespearean Tragedy

When Mongols Attack, Part VII

Survivor: Bubonic Plague

In the proud tradition of "Friends" and "Scrubs", "Fiends" is the laugh-'til-your-insides-ache comedy about 6 20-somethings and their pet monkey trying to make it in the Spanish Inquisition...

Survivor: Pompei

The Spanish Inquisition, COPS style.

Circe's Temptation/Transfiguration Island

The Bible meets CosmoGirls.  http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2003/10/09/revolve/

I'd like to develop a humorous teen drama drawing on the centuries of myth and superstition surrounding the vampire. Say, "Bunny the Vampire Slayer". What do you mean, "It's been done"?

Monday Night Gladiators


* And with a timely tie-in to our favorite pantless wonder…*

"Tiresius" on ABC. Girls will be boys and boys will be girl in this groundbreaking comedy about a Greek man who is more than a prophet- he's also a woman. Ashton Kushner stars.
 

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