Question of the Week 11/21/03:

Now that Hollywood has brought us live-action versions of the Cat in the Hat and How the Grinch Stole Christmas, one can only wonder what's going to happen next. We may simply see other Suess books turned into movies. Or perhaps we'll see more movies that simply incorporate the unique Suess flavor. Let's be honest, which would you rather see: "The Matrix Revolutions", or "One Pill, Two Pills, Red Pill, Blue Pill"? We want to know:

WHAT DOCTOR SEUSS MOVIE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?


Green Eggs and Spam, AKA Farmer Brown Can Get FREE HERBAL VIAGRA, Can You?

Oh, the Crap You'll Pay to See!

Fried Green Tomatoes and Ham

How the Grinch Stole Stella's Groove in the First Place

According to my sources, the next James Bond movie is going to be "You're Only Old Once."

How The Grinch Stole Millions From Enron Stockholders

Dr. Seuss' Necronomicon:
I do not like the Elder God, I do not like it near Cape Cod. I do not
like it here OR there. I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I Know What You Did On Mulberry Street

Doctor Seuss Versus The Daleks

Horton Hires a Ho

Harry Potter and the Oobleck.

And to Think That I Saw It On Pulp Fiction.

Is That A Wocket In Your Pocket? (Starring Jenna Jameson and Shannon Tweet)

Oh, The Drinks you can Drink!

Diffendoofer Day!
In this sequel to Independence Day, The Star-Bellied Sneetch invasion
is brought to a heartwarming end when an inspired J. Ebeneezer Bomberg
Jr. (Jeff Goldblum) crosswires the Myocardial Farc with an Apple
Macintosh and manages to remove the stars from thars.

The Cat in the Hat Comes Back. From the Dead!!!

The Zax! The Musical!
When South-Going Zax meets North-Going Zax on the prairie of Prax
melodic mayhem ensues. Features Songs include: "When You're Zax, you're a Zax all the Way" and "Officer Sylvester McMonkey McBean"

Beezlenut Oil Bikini Blast!

"The five hundred hats of Bartholomew Cubbins", starring Aston Kutcher and
50 cent.

Horton Hears the Who

Thidwick the Thickheaded President

The Cat in the Hat Goes SPLAT!

Uh, Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood?

Yentl the Turtle

It's a new fable for the Internet Age- Easter Eggs and Spam!

The Empire in the Hat Strikes Back

F/X in Socks

I Know You Licked Thirty Tigers Last Summer

Butter Battles, Episode V: The Empire Takes Control

"Hop on Pop", starring Charles Grodin as "Pop"

Fox Mulder in Socks

I Am Sauron, Sauron I Am.

Oh, The Places You'll Go As A Sith Lord (Ep. III)

The Lorax (Biography of Julia Butterfly)

Scrooge vs. the Grinch: DEATHMATCH

Hungry, Hungry, I Am Hungry (Return of Cthulu)

If I Ran The Circus (Send In The Clones) (Ep. II)

Dirty Harry XXIV: Did I ever Tell You How Lucky You Are? Huh, Punk?

The Sneetches and Cordelia Chase

Master and Commander of All I See From the Backs of My Turtle Brethren.

Fox in Trojans.


* And, in an editorial response to our misspelling of "Seuss" as "Suess"…*

I don't know, but hopefully they'll know how to spell "Dr. Seuss."  :P

Dr Suess?...um...er...[stage whisper] It's spelled SEUSS [/stage whisper] I'd like to see Horten Hatches the Egg.
 

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