Question of the Week 12/11/03:

Our own Neal Gamache recently brought the following story to our attention:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/1001498.asp?0dm=N15NN

For those of you who fear the news, the title is "Bush Team Searches For Big Idea". Apparently, the president is trying to come up with something big to serve as a focus for the final year of his campaign. Naturally, we're sure you have a few good suggestions. So, in an effort to help President Bush, we want to know:

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?


The president has no intention of providing NASA with additional funding. It's all big misunderstanding based on one of his aides hearing him talk to his wife - "One of these days, Laura - POW! To the moon!"

How about a good pirate-themed campaign?  Bush wouldn't have to speak good
english, he could highlight his aggressive policies, and if we're all lucky
John Kerry would lose a limb or two.

Shh! Be vewy vewy qwiet… he's hunting Osama bin Laden.

War with Eurasia... Oh, right.
Well then, the war with Oceania. Or Eastasia.
Whichever.

Bolster budget by writing Dungeons and Dragons settings.  Hey, every $100,000 helps.

Improve Cuba-US relations with a generous gift.  Like, say, Florida.

Ethics! Bwa ha ha!

Who needs big ideas when Howard Dean can't even muster a little one?

In your guts you know he's nuts!

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Foreign policy through petulance!

W. say Relax, Don't Do It.

Got Oil?

Bush administration announces that plans to "dupe the American people"
actually an upgrade program where the Information Super-highway become the Information Super-Duper Highway, Super Glue now Super-Duper Glue...

The full question should be: "Hey, Porcupine!  What's the big idea?  Why I oughtta.......!"  Then you pull out a clump of hair on one of your national security advisors and poke the other one in the eyes.

Just Invade!

Big Idea: Let Democratic party implode on its own.

Saddam released in camera-saturated ganglands and forced to kill or be killed a'la the runaway videogame hit MANHUNT.

Come join the Dick Armey!

Oligarchy! It's not just for breakfast any more!

Step 1. Invade a country
Step 2. Discover that was not smart.
Step 3. Invade a different country to distract people and get oil.
Step 4. Discover that was not smart.
Repeat Steps 3+4. Forever.
 

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