Miers and Cheney, sittin’ in a tree, L-E-A-K-I-N-G.

 

Two words - Sith Lord.

 

We’ve never seen Mike Myers and Harriet Miers in the same place, if I am not mistaken.  "She's a man, baby!"

 

How she supports her Rock’n’Roll lifestyle.

 

An incurable addiction to Tang 

 

Dick Cheney. In her pants.

 

She's the Lindberg Baby!

 

Do the words "Crying Game" mean anything?

 

We still don’t know, but you wouldn’t BELIEVE how many Bothans we’ve gone through trying to find out.

 

The Salami

 

The Dark Secret of Harvest Home

 

Entire body covered with Yakuza prison tattoos.
 

Bush nominated her because he thought she was the White House Camp Counselor.

 

She's actually Amish, and she and her Amish brothers and sisters are all part of a government conspiracy, involving the use of giant super-computers, the cryogenically frozen head of Elvis, and a bowl of tapioca to create the ultimate weapon of mass destruction to be used in their grand and elaborate schemes to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!  The Amish control the weather, you know. 

 

Her complete lack of credentials.

 

Dick Cheney’s heart!

 

The Thing in the West Wing

 

Story goes it had something to do with a computer crash at the Baker's residence

 

Her qualifications to be on the Supreme Court.  I know I couldn't see them.
 

She's an actual pit bull in size six heels, and those meddling Senators were getting close to uncovering the secret behind the White Haunted House.

 

Her photos of George W. Bush in compromising positions from his Frat-boy/Cocaine/National Guard days.  I presume that is how Brownie and all the other Bush cronies got thier jobs.

 

Harriet Miers is actually King Kaius' mother, and also a vampire. She withdrew because she realized that she would have to appear in daylight, and there is a large mirror in a common area of the white house.

 

She knows what is going to happen on Lost, and she's not telling anyone...except possibly George, because he is so dreamy.

 

Harriet Miers vicariously leads a major terrorist organization through a world-spanning though seldom seen cult that worships blood and the undead. She pulled out because there was a conflict of interest