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1. |
All the product placement. "Haste" spell changed to
"Do the Dew™".
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2. |
Now 80% Dungeons, 20% Dragons
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3. |
Chinese gold farmers can get you to 20th level in
6 days!
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4. |
Iron rations are made out of PEOPLE!
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5. |
Revolutionary new THAC1 system! (It's one higher,
isn't it?)
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6. |
Traditional elves replaced by
Keebler elves. Drizzt now a renegade fudge elf who wields twin
graham crackers.
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7. |
Twenty-part adventure path requires heroes to "Save the
Cheerleader… save the Realms."
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8. |
New version actually DOES
drive kids to Satan.
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9. |
New system actually based on popular "Dumb & Dumber"
franchise.
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10. |
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll
center of a Tootsie Pop? 1d8+2. And a crunch.
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11. |
Combat system abandons
primitive dice in favor of cool "Wii"-mote.
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12. |
Iconic characters from PHB replaced by the PCs from
Order of the Stick
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13. |
And of course…
Don't you mean "KEITH
BAKER'S D&D 4th Edition"?
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