WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS HAM? 

 

Save the cheerleader. Save the ham.

 

Leave a timely and memorable death threat for Ms. Piggy.

 

The same thing we do every lunch—try to take over the world.

 

Arrange the ham to provide cover (+4 AC vs Melee or Ranged; where appropriate) and then use it to hide (+10 bonus to Hide checks) while making a ham and cheese on potato bread.

 

Ham. It's what's for dinner... and supper, and lunch, and breakfast, and snack time, and bed time, and bath time, and Miller time, and...

 

I'll get the box, you get the fox.

 

Take ham. Scram. Live on the lam. With ham.

 

Plate it up with the eggs, baked beans, sausage, and ham. (What? "Spam"? What are you, some kind of bloody Viking?)

 

Use it to create a Star Wars diorama, featuring Ham Solo and everyone's favorite fighter pilot, Jek Porkins.

 

Ham oil. Ham milk. Ham crisps. They did it with soybeans. Why not ham? Ham nuts. Ham chips. Ham spread. Ham… burgers…

 

Start a new TV show: "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Honey Based Ham Shop."

 

Give it to the DDO players in Stormreach.  They seem to always want more.

( Explanation: There is an emote in the game that spawns an ethereal ham over the head of the avatar and broadcasts the words "<player> is looking for ham.")

 

Ham is a harsh mistress.

 

Well according to Alton Brown there are a million different things you can do with ham… But that's another show

 

Isn't the answer obvious? What to do with all that ham? Four words... Karrnathi Dire Pig Zombie

 

Move it quick with slick marketing campaign, "Ham is Glam!"

 

One word: Goggles!

 

Make a radio… and eat it.

 

Make a new ham-based console system to compete with the Wii and PS3. Soon people will be shooting each other for my HAM5!

 

Hambots for everyone!

 

Start a contest to identify the real Ham Shady.

 

Ham is a virus. From outer space.