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BAKER'S DOZEN--8/15/04
WHAT WILL BE THE BIGGEST SURPRISE AT GENCON?
Keith and Ellen impersonators at GenCon provided a clever alibi,
while the real Bakers were in Norway stealing "The Scream."
You won't believe this, but White Wolf was hawking some sort of new
Vampire book.
Fyodor Dostoevsky's long-awaited award for Crime and Punishment will
instead fall into the hands of the unscrupulous American author and idol
of millions Keith Baker.
The NY Jets battle with Trekkies and other conventioneers for Hotel
Space in Indianapolis will prove pivotal in their run to the Superbowl.
When aging Buck Rogers actor Gil Gerard managed to snatch the pebble out
of David Carradine's palm!
The nasty riot against the Trekkers convention in the Hyatt next door,
briefly interrupted when the LARP people showed up and everyone kicked
their asses.
That scene at the hotel bar, with all the gamers rolling to see if they
were getting drunk.
Sudden realization that a travel agent typo accidently sent them to
GerCon, the biggest Geriatic and Retired persons convention in SunCity
Arizona. Eberron themed Canasta a big hit.
The steamy catfight between Ellen and the Everquest II Booth Babe. Rowr!
Rock, Paper, Scissors, CLAW! (yeah, that'll work...)
All the damn vampire wannabes.
100,000 business cards in the case, 100,000 business cards; take one
out, pass it about, 99,999 business cards in the case.
The announcement that famed Planescape designer David "Zeb" Cook will be
teaming up with Eberron creator Keith "Keith" Baker to produce the
greatest setting the world has ever known: D20 BLUESTAR!
Jeff Tidball's toast will sweep cocktail parties around the country: "To
Sores and Syphillis!"
Leftover alcohol at the White Wolf party!
The One True God resides in the Dabbleverse
World of Darkness reborn as World of Puppies!
Oolong has a Level 9 pancake power
Choosy mothers chose Jif D20.
Special Guest Appearance by a classic TV RPG character - Morgul the
Friendly Drelb from "Laugh-In"
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