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Question of the Week -08/13/02: As many of you know, TriCon Global Restaurants has already merged Pizza Huts, Taco Bells, and KFCs into a single restaurant at certain locations. Now they've added a few new restaurants to their line-up. So we want to know:WHEN TRICON MERGES TACO BELL, KFC, PIZZA HUT, LONG JOHN SILVER'S, AND A&W, WHAT WILL BE ON THE MENU? Two guys, a girl, and a pizza-chicken-taco-seafood-burger place. Mmmmm... Soylent Green. Adult "Mister Happy" meals. This month, get one of four inflatable action figures any time you buy a "Sex and the City" meal! Mysterious 12th herb/spice Um... Something fried? Just a guess. Who cares? They own the world. You'll eat what they offer and like it. Today, get six pieces of crap for only $6.99! Pieces o' Silver: "You got fried chicken Gordita on my cod pizza! You got cod pizza on my fried chicken Gordita! Several greats tastes that, uh, something something." All I'm saying is that it's a good thing they serve Pepsi-Bismol. Mmmm… Cod Milkshakes… The Widowmaker - fourteen flavors of pure clumpy grease rolled together like a big Tootsie Roll! What I wanna know is, what the *hell* are they going to call *that* in France? Marginally different Crap. In the future, ALL restaurants are Taco Bell. Five ducks in a battlesuit. For simplicity's sake, the restaurants will be using Initials Only! We're all familiar with A&W and KFC, but however straightforward, the new Taco Bell will take some getting used to... The great taste of MSG- Now available in a shake! Well, profit is now on A&W's menu... Chalupas of the Sea The Multi-Ethnic Slop Bucket Well, you can bet that whatever it is, it won't be actual food. Bobbing for Cholesterol Crunchy Chili Chicken Taco Mahi-Mahi Bacon-Pepperoni Burgers with cheddar cheese, Guacamole and seasoned mineral oil sauce! mmmm mmmm !!! TriCornDogs served in a cocked (tricorn) hat. I want to know what the mascot will be. Colonel Sanders, with an eyepatch and a wooden leg, on roller skates, with a Chihuahua? Uh, I'd like a chili cheese burrito, some crispy wings, a small scalloppini, some hush puppies and a root beer float to go please? What do you mean you don't have scalloppini? *sigh* Okay, make that a slice of Hawaiian instead.Thanks. Sides of beef. Simply. Hot dogs, marinated in root beer, dipped in the Col's blend of secret spices and deep fried, served as a combo with the new new Fish Pizza Taquito and a BIG PEPSI. MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT! A cursed monkey's paw. TriCon Green Chihuahua Tartar Puke stains and grease I dunno, but I can monster-size that Fried Fish Taco Combo and get an extra large root beer float and a wholesome, buttery biscuit for just a dollar more! Kentucky fried floats OMG! Ancient prophecy of all restaurants becoming Taco Bell *this much closer* to reality! Wait, Taco Bell now has access to how many more ingredients to lump together on a cheap tortilla? Your Eternal Soul $13.95 Delicately breaded and sauteed in Mediteranean olive oil with sultry spices. Served with fresh vegetables, everlasting damnation, and our signature garlic potatoes. As long as it ain't cabbage and beans, who cares? The formation of a single world government is obviously on the Trilateral Commission's menu. What? Oh, Tri*CON*. Nevermind. Original Recipe Dave Thomas Thighs. Breaded Dave Thomas Stix. Dave Thomas and Onion Personal Pan Pizzas... Rocky Mountain Milk Duds (also known as elk turds). ...and with a rare visual answer, Mr. Brian Bearly... What will be on the menu, you ask? Well, for one thing, there'll be a logo on the menu that looks something like THIS:
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