Question of the Week 04/23/03:

4/23/03:  This week's question!

Now that Operation: Shock and Awe (tm) is over, the country needs a new catchphrase and a new target. But we're confident that will be rectified before you know it. So we want to know:

WHAT'S THE NEXT BIG OPERATION GOING TO BE?
 

In an effort to expose weapons of mass destruction, Donald Rumsfeld goes undercover as a stripper in a seedy Parisian club. But will he give in to his darker urges? Find out on CiNNemax After Dark!

Operation: Green Eggs and Ham (you will like it Uncle Sam I am)

I'm trying to get funding for a groundbreaking operation that will transplant some chocolate into some peanut butter. I know it sounds crazy, but I'm convinced it will taste great.

Operation Hokey-Pokey... That's what it's all about.

I dunno, but it's supposed to use something called "The Mother of All Bongs."

Operation: Alice's Restaurant (in three part harmony with a coupla the  boys there on the group Dubya bench...)

Operation Ceaseless Wombat.

Operation: Chew Pretzels Thoroughly

I think all those looters are turning "Shock and Awe" into "Hock and Pawn."

Dennis Quaid and Chris Rock will be injected into George Lucas to restore order in his brain.

Operation Moose and Squirrel (aka BATTLEFIELD: FROSTBITE FALLS)

Operation: Bossy (It's milk-runs only until the cows come home)

A triple coronary bypass.

Operation Poopy Diaper-- we're just going to ignore those biological weapons conventions.

Can't think. Too depressed.

Operation: YU... I Otta...

The reality-TV backlash Operation: No Survivors

Hey! Why don't we put on a show?

Operation: Get Syrias!

Operation: Limbaugh (The hot new war-craze that dares to ask "How low  can you go?")

Although Operation Infinite Justice was renamed to protect Muslim views, the administration has high hopes for Operation Infinite Temperance.

Next, we insert the new brain into the creature's head. Uh, are you sure that's the brain I asked for? No, no, that's okay Igor, I trust you. Oh stop pouting...

U.S. Special Forces deployed to deflate Kim Jong Il's pompadour.

Operation: Please God Let Us Locate Saddam Hussein and His Al-Qaeda Connections and Weapons of Mass Destruction Please Please God

Operation Rock and Stick.  (To go with the concrete bombs)

Operation MANGA-FY!  "Why does that pickle you?"

Operation Bikini Car Wash!  (it's dead now, you can stop beating it...)

OPERATION: WILL O' THE WISP - The battle to liberate Fire Island

OPERATION: TOWN & COUNTRY with the antiquing commandos

Operation Remember to Send Keith My Answers Before It's Too Late This Week

Operation of Heavy Equipment Should Not Be Attempted While Using This Medication

Shock: Cabbage.  Awe: Beans.

Operation Save the Family Circus!

Operation Mime Crime

Operation I See London, I See The 51st State

Don't tell anyone, but I hear a certain "head" of state is going to achieve the long standing dream by being the world's first brain transplant. Oh, not that kind of operation? You didn't hear it from me - and those rumors of Princess Di being kept on life support all this time are complete nonsense.

*And for those fans of the wacky doctor game…*

Operation: Operation  - The game of surgical strikes by Omar Bradley!

Operation Remove Charlie Horse Without Buzzing

Now that I have removed the broken heart and the butterfly from the stomach, I think I'll go after that funny bone.

Operation Operation!  With the light-up nose and everything!

Operation: Operation - this time, it's for the Adam's Apple.

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